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18 Apr, 2020 | Posted By: Staff Reporter
Nigel Gwirikwiti Analysis Zimbabwe In Summary

Zimbabwe in summary .....

The country is under lockdown. Mr Lipstick is suffering from traveling nostalgia . General Ponzi( Chiwenga) is physically blown up , like a ballon . The “ prophets “ are hiding , no sign of anointed oil for Coronavirus. Mtuli and Mutodi are economically hallucinating . Twabam has declared this year a Mickey Mouse year ( gore regonzo). Nicodemusly, the Supreme Court has made a ruling in favor of Thokozani Khupe . Jonathan Moyo says Zanu PF keeps dangerous weaponry inside their Headquarters. The nudes are being leaked everyday. There is an unprecedented ,contagious euphoria on Victoria’s nudes, that have spread like wild fire . Tatelicious is dancing butt naked on Facebook.Citizens are hopelessly waiting for the “ coming of the dry season “. Winter is coming . What will become of Zimbabwe when the wrath of the malady - Coronavirus is at its Apex , in Africa! In the meanwhile, Daddy Gwiri is contemplating on running for President , in the next elections . 

Zimbabwe is very interesting or should I say disturbing place.Its now a zoo...

A luta Continua!!


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