Harare was minding its own business when love decided to show up unannounced — and got turned away at the door.
Shoppers and diners at Lova Food Court were treated to an unexpected real-life drama this weekend after a Zimbabwean man boldly dropped to one knee in the middle of the busy food court, pulled out a ring, and asked his girlfriend to marry him.
What happened next has since sent shockwaves across WhatsApp groups, X (Twitter), and TikTok timelines.
Instead of screams, cheers, or happy tears, witnesses say there was a long, uncomfortable pause.
Then… silence.
Then… chaos.
According to onlookers, the man stood confidently, clearly expecting applause. Phones were already out. Some people thought it was a prank, others assumed a “yes” was loading.
But the woman’s face told a different story.
“She looked shocked… like this was not discussed,” said one witness who asked not to be named. “You could feel the tension in the air.”
After a few seconds that felt like minutes, the woman reportedly shook her head, stepped back, and walked away — straight past the food stalls, past the curious crowd, and out of the food court.
No words.
No explanation.
No mercy.
The man remained standing there, ring still in hand, frozen.
People stared. Some whispered. A few awkwardly went back to their meals. One vendor allegedly muttered, “Aiwa, izvi hazvina kufanira kuitirwa public.”
The crowd that was supposed to celebrate him instead watched him endure one of the internet’s greatest fears: public rejection.
By the time he finally walked away, the moment had already been recorded, shared, and emotionally processed by half of Harare.
Zimbabweans online wasted no time giving their opinions.
“Proposing in public without agreement is emotional gambling.”
“Food court proposals are risky. People are there for chicken, not commitment.”
“Men, please discuss marriage first. This is not America’s Got Talent.”
Others sympathized with the man, calling the rejection “brutal” and “heartbreaking,” while some questioned why such a personal moment was turned into a public performance.
Whether romantic or reckless, the incident has reignited an important conversation:
Should marriage proposals ever be a surprise — especially in public?
One thing is certain: love may be beautiful, but embarrassment is forever… especially when Wi-Fi is strong and phones are charged.
As for the man at Lova Food Court — Harare hasn’t forgotten, and the internet definitely hasn’t forgiven.